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Kommen drei Logiker in eine Bar. Der Kellner fragt: "Na, was darfs sein, die Herren? Drei Bier?" Sagt der erste Logiker "Ich weiß nicht"
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HenHanna
2024-06-17 18:18:24 UTC
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Kommen drei Logiker in eine Bar. Der Kellner fragt: "Na, was darfs sein,
die Herren? Drei Bier?" Sagt der erste Logiker "Ich weiß nicht", der
zweite auch "Ich weiß nicht" und der Dritte sagt "Ja"


------ is this funny? i don't really get it.



Kellner= Origin: Late Latin "cellārium" - meaning "pantry"



Am.Eng... it's always [3 beers] with an S
Peter Moylan
2024-06-18 00:57:08 UTC
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Kommen drei Logiker in eine Bar. Der Kellner fragt: "Na, was darfs sein,
die Herren? Drei Bier?" Sagt der erste Logiker "Ich weiß nicht", der
zweite auch "Ich weiß nicht" und der Dritte sagt "Ja"
------ is this funny? i don't really get it.
On a scale of 1 to 10, it's about 0.5.
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Newcastle, NSW
HenHanna
2024-06-18 02:29:25 UTC
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Kommen drei Logiker in eine Bar. Der Kellner fragt: "Na, was darfs sein,
die Herren? Drei Bier?" Sagt der erste Logiker "Ich weiß nicht", der
zweite auch "Ich weiß nicht" und der Dritte sagt "Ja"
                     ------ is this funny?   i don't really get it.
On a scale of 1 to 10, it's about 0.5.
a really unfunny joke is like a (Super) [dry joke] -- by virtue of
its dryness, it acquires an attractive quality.

(a special case of irony)


Drei Bier?

For the last 40(?) years, a very popular brand of Beer in japan
is Asahi ["Super Dry"] beer.


an apparel and bag maker in the UK copied it,
and last year (?) there was a humorous twist because
these brazen copycat Brits tried to sue the original people.
Snidely
2024-06-18 03:16:18 UTC
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Kommen drei Logiker in eine Bar. Der Kellner fragt: "Na, was darfs sein,
die Herren? Drei Bier?" Sagt der erste Logiker "Ich weiß nicht", der
zweite auch "Ich weiß nicht" und der Dritte sagt "Ja"
------ is this funny? i don't really get it.
On a scale of 1 to 10, it's about 0.5.
It's logical to know more than those who came before you.

/dps "for AUEistas"
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any particular reason, but I have always been glad.
_Roughing It_, Mark Twain
Ruud Harmsen
2024-06-19 06:12:31 UTC
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Kommen drei Logiker in eine Bar. Der Kellner fragt: "Na, was darfs sein,
die Herren? Drei Bier?" Sagt der erste Logiker "Ich weiß nicht", der
zweite auch "Ich weiß nicht" und der Dritte sagt "Ja"
------ is this funny? i don't really get it.
0 | 0 | 1 = 1, in Boolean logic.
Post by HenHanna
Kellner= Origin: Late Latin "cell?rium" - meaning "pantry"
There's a extra step: cellenarius “(wine) cellar administrator”.
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Kellner
Antonio Marques
2024-06-20 09:33:31 UTC
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Kommen drei Logiker in eine Bar. Der Kellner fragt: "Na, was darfs sein,
die Herren? Drei Bier?" Sagt der erste Logiker "Ich weiß nicht", der
zweite auch "Ich weiß nicht" und der Dritte sagt "Ja"
------ is this funny? i don't really get it.
0 | 0 | 1 = 1, in Boolean logic.
Yes, but I still don't get it either.
Snidely
2024-06-20 10:06:01 UTC
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Kommen drei Logiker in eine Bar. Der Kellner fragt: "Na, was darfs sein,
die Herren? Drei Bier?" Sagt der erste Logiker "Ich weiß nicht", der
zweite auch "Ich weiß nicht" und der Dritte sagt "Ja"
------ is this funny? i don't really get it.
0 | 0 | 1 = 1, in Boolean logic.
Yes, but I still don't get it either.
The first two don't say no, but can't say yes because they don't know
the choice of the other two logicians. The third one has complete
knowledge from the other replies.

/dps
--
"What do you think of my cart, Miss Morland? A neat one, is not it?
Well hung: curricle-hung in fact. Come sit by me and we'll test the
springs."
(Speculative fiction by H.Lacedaemonian.)
Ross Clark
2024-06-20 10:55:13 UTC
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Kommen drei Logiker in eine Bar. Der Kellner fragt: "Na, was darfs
sein, die Herren? Drei Bier?" Sagt der erste Logiker "Ich weiß
nicht", der zweite auch "Ich weiß nicht" und der Dritte sagt "Ja"
------ is this funny?   i don't really get it.
0 | 0 | 1 = 1, in Boolean logic.
Can somebody explain the notation?
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Yes, but I still don't get it either.
The first two don't say no, but can't say yes because they don't know
the choice of the other two logicians.  The third one has complete
knowledge from the other replies.
/dps
No, still not clear. Where did these rules ("can't say yes, because...")
come from? Is the joke about the barman asking all three as a group, but
them having to answer as individuals? And they're not allowed to consult
before answering collectively? Maybe a joke about logicians'
indifference to social reality?
Ruud Harmsen
2024-06-20 14:44:08 UTC
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Kommen drei Logiker in eine Bar. Der Kellner fragt: "Na, was darfs
sein, die Herren? Drei Bier?" Sagt der erste Logiker "Ich weiß
nicht", der zweite auch "Ich weiß nicht" und der Dritte sagt "Ja"
------ is this funny?   i don't really get it.
0 | 0 | 1 = 1, in Boolean logic.
Can somebody explain the notation?
| = or, & = and.
In C: | is bitwise or, || is logical or, etc.

Sometimes other symbols are used, V for OR and something like an
uppercase Greek lambda for AND. Or the other way round. No, I
remembered correctly:
https://unicode.org/charts/PDF/U2200.pdf
symbols 2227 and 2228.
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Ruud Harmsen, https://rudhar.com
Christian Weisgerber
2024-06-20 15:46:25 UTC
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Kommen drei Logiker in eine Bar. Der Kellner fragt: "Na, was darfs
sein, die Herren? Drei Bier?" Sagt der erste Logiker "Ich weiß
nicht", der zweite auch "Ich weiß nicht" und der Dritte sagt "Ja"
0 | 0 | 1 = 1, in Boolean logic.
Can somebody explain the notation?
It uses the "|" character to indicate Boolean "or".

Presumably this is derived from the "|" operator in the C programming
language, where it is used for a bit-wise "or" operation.
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Christian "naddy" Weisgerber ***@mips.inka.de
Peter Moylan
2024-06-20 11:09:45 UTC
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Kommen drei Logiker in eine Bar. Der Kellner fragt: "Na, was darfs
sein, die Herren? Drei Bier?" Sagt der erste Logiker "Ich weiß
nicht", der zweite auch "Ich weiß nicht" und der Dritte sagt "Ja"
------ is this funny? i don't really get it.
0 | 0 | 1 = 1, in Boolean logic.
Yes, but I still don't get it either.
The first two don't say no, but can't say yes because they don't know
the choice of the other two logicians. The third one has complete
knowledge from the other replies.
At which point the wave function collapses.
--
Peter Moylan ***@pmoylan.org http://www.pmoylan.org
Newcastle, NSW
Snidely
2024-06-20 11:39:35 UTC
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Kommen drei Logiker in eine Bar. Der Kellner fragt: "Na, was darfs
sein, die Herren? Drei Bier?" Sagt der erste Logiker "Ich weiß
nicht", der zweite auch "Ich weiß nicht" und der Dritte sagt "Ja"
------ is this funny? i don't really get it.
0 | 0 | 1 = 1, in Boolean logic.
Yes, but I still don't get it either.
The first two don't say no, but can't say yes because they don't know
the choice of the other two logicians. The third one has complete
knowledge from the other replies.
At which point the wave function collapses.
Indeed.

-d
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Killing a mouse was hardly a Nobel Prize-worthy exercise, and Lawrence
went apopleptic when he learned a lousy rodent had peed away all his
precious heavy water.
_The Disappearing Spoon_, Sam Kean
Antonio Marques
2024-06-20 22:01:15 UTC
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Kommen drei Logiker in eine Bar. Der Kellner fragt: "Na, was darfs sein,
die Herren? Drei Bier?" Sagt der erste Logiker "Ich weiß nicht", der
zweite auch "Ich weiß nicht" und der Dritte sagt "Ja"
------ is this funny? i don't really get it.
0 | 0 | 1 = 1, in Boolean logic.
Yes, but I still don't get it either.
The first two don't say no, but can't say yes because they don't know
the choice of the other two logicians. The third one has complete
knowledge from the other replies.
But for that to work, the first two replies would have to be equivalent to
a 'yes', otherwise they express no choice and hence the third guy is not
any more informed than the first two.
Antonio Marques
2024-06-20 22:07:48 UTC
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Kommen drei Logiker in eine Bar. Der Kellner fragt: "Na, was darfs sein,
die Herren? Drei Bier?" Sagt der erste Logiker "Ich weiß nicht", der
zweite auch "Ich weiß nicht" und der Dritte sagt "Ja"
------ is this funny? i don't really get it.
0 | 0 | 1 = 1, in Boolean logic.
Yes, but I still don't get it either.
The first two don't say no, but can't say yes because they don't know
the choice of the other two logicians. The third one has complete
knowledge from the other replies.
But for that to work, the first two replies would have to be equivalent to
a 'yes', otherwise they express no choice and hence the third guy is not
any more informed than the first two.
(Maybe you're thinking that if one of them meant 'no', they could have said
'no', because the maximum amount then possible would be 2. But that
requires further assumptions - that they all knew what they wanted, that
each one only wanted one drink, and more importantly that each one - or at
least the third - knew those two facts about the other two.)
Snidely
2024-06-20 23:49:28 UTC
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Kommen drei Logiker in eine Bar. Der Kellner fragt: "Na, was darfs sein,
die Herren? Drei Bier?" Sagt der erste Logiker "Ich weiß nicht", der
zweite auch "Ich weiß nicht" und der Dritte sagt "Ja"
------ is this funny? i don't really get it.
0 | 0 | 1 = 1, in Boolean logic.
Yes, but I still don't get it either.
The first two don't say no, but can't say yes because they don't know
the choice of the other two logicians. The third one has complete
knowledge from the other replies.
But for that to work, the first two replies would have to be equivalent to
a 'yes', otherwise they express no choice and hence the third guy is not
any more informed than the first two.
(Maybe you're thinking that if one of them meant 'no', they could have said
'no', because the maximum amount then possible would be 2. But that
requires further assumptions - that they all knew what they wanted, that
each one only wanted one drink, and more importantly that each one - or at
least the third - knew those two facts about the other two.)
You're working it too hard.

/dps
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"I am not given to exaggeration, and when I say a thing I mean it"
_Roughing It_, Mark Twain
Antonio Marques
2024-06-21 01:22:26 UTC
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Kommen drei Logiker in eine Bar. Der Kellner fragt: "Na, was darfs sein,
die Herren? Drei Bier?" Sagt der erste Logiker "Ich weiß nicht", der
zweite auch "Ich weiß nicht" und der Dritte sagt "Ja"
------ is this funny? i don't really get it.
0 | 0 | 1 = 1, in Boolean logic.
Yes, but I still don't get it either.
The first two don't say no, but can't say yes because they don't know
the choice of the other two logicians. The third one has complete
knowledge from the other replies.
But for that to work, the first two replies would have to be equivalent to
a 'yes', otherwise they express no choice and hence the third guy is not
any more informed than the first two.
(Maybe you're thinking that if one of them meant 'no', they could have said
'no', because the maximum amount then possible would be 2. But that
requires further assumptions - that they all knew what they wanted, that
each one only wanted one drink, and more importantly that each one - or at
least the third - knew those two facts about the other two.)
You're working it too hard.
Hey, they're supposed to be logicians.
lar3ryca
2024-06-21 03:46:57 UTC
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Kommen drei Logiker in eine Bar. Der Kellner fragt: "Na, was darfs sein,
die Herren? Drei Bier?" Sagt der erste Logiker "Ich weiß nicht", der
zweite auch "Ich weiß nicht" und der Dritte sagt "Ja"
------ is this funny? i don't really get it.
0 | 0 | 1 = 1, in Boolean logic.
Yes, but I still don't get it either.
The first two don't say no, but can't say yes because they don't know
the choice of the other two logicians. The third one has complete
knowledge from the other replies.
But for that to work, the first two replies would have to be equivalent to
a 'yes', otherwise they express no choice and hence the third guy is not
any more informed than the first two.
This one reminds me of one I heard years ago.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer were travelling through
Scotland when they saw a black sheep through the window of the train.

"Aha," says the engineer, "I see that Scottish sheep are black."

"Hmm," says the physicist, "You mean that some Scottish sheep are black."

"No," says the mathematician, "All we know is that there is at least one
sheep in Scotland, and that it is black on at least one side."
--
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
Peter Moylan
2024-06-21 04:22:22 UTC
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"Aha," says the engineer, "I see that Scottish sheep are black."
"Hmm," says the physicist, "You mean that some Scottish sheep are black."
"No," says the mathematician, "All we know is that there is at least
one sheep in Scotland, and that it is black on at least one side."
The sheep joke that immediately springs to my mind is both racist and
tasteless, so I'll give you a different joke.

A medico, an engineer, and a lawyer were arguing over which was the
oldest profession.

"The Bible tells us that God took one of Adam's ribs to make a woman",
said the doctor. "That's a medical procedure."

"Yes", said the engineer. "But before that, God produced order out of
chaos. That's an engineering job."

"Ah", said the lawyer. "But who produced the chaos?"
--
Peter Moylan ***@pmoylan.org http://www.pmoylan.org
Newcastle, NSW
lar3ryca
2024-06-22 04:58:05 UTC
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"Aha," says the engineer, "I see that Scottish sheep are black."
"Hmm," says the physicist, "You mean that some Scottish sheep are black."
"No," says the mathematician, "All we know is that there is at least
one sheep in Scotland, and that it is black on at least one side."
The sheep joke that immediately springs to my mind is both racist and
tasteless, so I'll give you a different joke.
A medico, an engineer, and a lawyer were arguing over which was the
oldest profession.
"The Bible tells us that God took one of Adam's ribs to make a woman",
said the doctor. "That's a medical procedure."
"Yes", said the engineer. "But before that, God produced order out of
chaos. That's an engineering job."
"Ah", said the lawyer. "But who produced the chaos?"
For some reason, this reminded me of the waitress walking by a table
with three fellows talking.

The first fellow says "I think it's spelled "Woom".
The second says "No... it's more likely "whoom".
The third says "I'm pretty sure it's "whoomb".

The waitress leans over and says "Gentlemen, it's definitely "womb".

The three fellow glance around at each other, then one turns to the
waitress and says "Well, I'm almost certain that you've never heard an
elephant fart!"
--
There was a fight between 19 and 20. 21.
Helmut Richter
2024-06-21 08:23:17 UTC
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Kommen drei Logiker in eine Bar. Der Kellner fragt: "Na, was darfs
sein,
die Herren? Drei Bier?" Sagt der erste Logiker "Ich weiß nicht", der
zweite auch "Ich weiß nicht" und der Dritte sagt "Ja"
------ is this funny? i don't really get it.
0 | 0 | 1 = 1, in Boolean logic.
Yes, but I still don't get it either.
The first two don't say no, but can't say yes because they don't know
the choice of the other two logicians. The third one has complete
knowledge from the other replies.
But for that to work, the first two replies would have to be equivalent to
a 'yes', otherwise they express no choice and hence the third guy is not
any more informed than the first two.
This one reminds me of one I heard years ago.
A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer were travelling through
Scotland when they saw a black sheep through the window of the train.
"Aha," says the engineer, "I see that Scottish sheep are black."
"Hmm," says the physicist, "You mean that some Scottish sheep are black."
"No," says the mathematician, "All we know is that there is at least one sheep
in Scotland, and that it is black on at least one side."
a philosopher?: ..., one side of which appears black to us.
--
Helmut Richter
Kerr-Mudd, John
2024-06-21 20:27:57 UTC
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Kommen drei Logiker in eine Bar. Der Kellner fragt: "Na, was darfs
sein,
die Herren? Drei Bier?" Sagt der erste Logiker "Ich weiß nicht", der
zweite auch "Ich weiß nicht" und der Dritte sagt "Ja"
------ is this funny? i don't really get it.
0 | 0 | 1 = 1, in Boolean logic.
Yes, but I still don't get it either.
The first two don't say no, but can't say yes because they don't know
the choice of the other two logicians. The third one has complete
knowledge from the other replies.
But for that to work, the first two replies would have to be equivalent to
a 'yes', otherwise they express no choice and hence the third guy is not
any more informed than the first two.
This one reminds me of one I heard years ago.
A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer were travelling through
Scotland when they saw a black sheep through the window of the train.
"Aha," says the engineer, "I see that Scottish sheep are black."
"Hmm," says the physicist, "You mean that some Scottish sheep are black."
"No," says the mathematician, "All we know is that there is at least one sheep
in Scotland, and that it is black on at least one side."
a philosopher?: ..., one side of which appears black to us.
The punchline as I heard^read it was 'In Scotland there is at least one
field in which there is at least one sheep at least one /side/ of which is
black'

PS I do hope scg readers aren't bored/upset by the continued xposts.
This a no longer much about german culture. PS please send Rauchbier!
--
Bah, and indeed Humbug.
Phil Carmody
2024-06-22 16:29:14 UTC
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Kommen drei Logiker in eine Bar. Der Kellner fragt: "Na, was darfs sein,
die Herren? Drei Bier?" Sagt der erste Logiker "Ich weiß nicht", der
zweite auch "Ich weiß nicht" und der Dritte sagt "Ja"
------ is this funny? i don't really get it.
0 | 0 | 1 = 1, in Boolean logic.
True but irrelevant.

~0 & ~0 & 1 = 1 is the boolean logic that applies.

Phil
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gained some understanding of the world in which we live. As such, we can cast
aside childish remnants from the dawn of our civilization.
-- NotSanguine on SoylentNews, after Eugen Weber in /The Western Tradition/
Ruud Harmsen
2024-06-23 08:37:58 UTC
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Kommen drei Logiker in eine Bar. Der Kellner fragt: "Na, was darfs sein,
die Herren? Drei Bier?" Sagt der erste Logiker "Ich weiß nicht", der
zweite auch "Ich weiß nicht" und der Dritte sagt "Ja"
------ is this funny? i don't really get it.
0 | 0 | 1 = 1, in Boolean logic.
True but irrelevant.
~0 & ~0 & 1 = 1 is the boolean logic that applies.
What do you mean by ~? Not? How is don't know a not.
Phil Carmody
2024-06-23 10:39:03 UTC
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Kommen drei Logiker in eine Bar. Der Kellner fragt: "Na, was darfs sein,
die Herren? Drei Bier?" Sagt der erste Logiker "Ich weiß nicht", der
zweite auch "Ich weiß nicht" und der Dritte sagt "Ja"
------ is this funny? i don't really get it.
0 | 0 | 1 = 1, in Boolean logic.
True but irrelevant.
~0 & ~0 & 1 = 1 is the boolean logic that applies.
What do you mean by ~? Not? How is don't know a not.
~ is indeed not.

Saying "don't know" is the *exclusion* of "no" as a possible state,
because if "no" was this guy's intention he would have correctly
answered "no" rather than "don't know".

Phil
--
We are no longer hunters and nomads. No longer awed and frightened, as we have
gained some understanding of the world in which we live. As such, we can cast
aside childish remnants from the dawn of our civilization.
-- NotSanguine on SoylentNews, after Eugen Weber in /The Western Tradition/
Antonio Marques
2024-06-23 11:22:35 UTC
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Kommen drei Logiker in eine Bar. Der Kellner fragt: "Na, was darfs sein,
die Herren? Drei Bier?" Sagt der erste Logiker "Ich weiß nicht", der
zweite auch "Ich weiß nicht" und der Dritte sagt "Ja"
------ is this funny? i don't really get it.
0 | 0 | 1 = 1, in Boolean logic.
True but irrelevant.
~0 & ~0 & 1 = 1 is the boolean logic that applies.
What do you mean by ~? Not? How is don't know a not.
~ is indeed not.
Saying "don't know" is the *exclusion* of "no" as a possible state,
because if "no" was this guy's intention he would have correctly
answered "no" rather than "don't know".
...except that 'don't know' usually means 'still deciding'.
jerryfriedman
2024-06-23 13:56:24 UTC
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Kommen drei Logiker in eine Bar. Der Kellner fragt: "Na, was darfs sein,
die Herren? Drei Bier?" Sagt der erste Logiker "Ich weiß nicht", der
zweite auch "Ich weiß nicht" und der Dritte sagt "Ja"
------ is this funny? i don't really get it.
0 | 0 | 1 = 1, in Boolean logic.
True but irrelevant.
~0 & ~0 & 1 = 1 is the boolean logic that applies.
What do you mean by ~? Not? How is don't know a not.
~ is indeed not.
Saying "don't know" is the *exclusion* of "no" as a possible state,
because if "no" was this guy's intention he would have correctly
answered "no" rather than "don't know".
....except that 'don't know' usually means 'still deciding'.
That misdirection is part of the puzzle (which I didn't get the first
time
I saw it). But they're logicians, which is a clue that ordinary
interpretation doesn't work.

I think this one can be worked out if it's presented as a puzzle,
ending "How did he know?" In that case "I don't know" can't
mean "I'm still deciding." It has to mean "I know what I want, but
I don't know what the others want." For the third logician to
answer confidently, he has to be able to assume that the other
two know what they want, but three people walking into a bar
together might know each other that well.
--
Jerry Fredman
Ross Clark
2024-06-23 11:56:07 UTC
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Kommen drei Logiker in eine Bar. Der Kellner fragt: "Na, was darfs sein,
die Herren? Drei Bier?" Sagt der erste Logiker "Ich weiß nicht", der
zweite auch "Ich weiß nicht" und der Dritte sagt "Ja"
------ is this funny? i don't really get it.
0 | 0 | 1 = 1, in Boolean logic.
True but irrelevant.
~0 & ~0 & 1 = 1 is the boolean logic that applies.
What do you mean by ~? Not? How is don't know a not.
~ is indeed not.
Saying "don't know" is the *exclusion* of "no" as a possible state,
because if "no" was this guy's intention he would have correctly
answered "no" rather than "don't know".
Phil
But it also excludes "yes". So is ~1 equivalent to ~0? Why not just ~?
Christian Weisgerber
2024-06-23 14:32:41 UTC
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Kommen drei Logiker in eine Bar. Der Kellner fragt: "Na, was darfs sein,
die Herren? Drei Bier?" Sagt der erste Logiker "Ich weiß nicht", der
zweite auch "Ich weiß nicht" und der Dritte sagt "Ja"
0 | 0 | 1 = 1, in Boolean logic.
~0 & ~0 & 1 = 1 is the boolean logic that applies.
But it also excludes "yes". So is ~1 equivalent to ~0? Why not just ~?
| or
& and
~ not
0 false
1 true

~0 is 1, and ~1 is 0 in the above.

The way the joke has been explained, none of the offered boolean
expressions capture the described conditional logic.
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Ruud Harmsen
2024-06-23 19:56:56 UTC
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Kommen drei Logiker in eine Bar. Der Kellner fragt: "Na, was darfs sein,
die Herren? Drei Bier?" Sagt der erste Logiker "Ich weiß nicht", der
zweite auch "Ich weiß nicht" und der Dritte sagt "Ja"
------ is this funny? i don't really get it.
0 | 0 | 1 = 1, in Boolean logic.
True but irrelevant.
~0 & ~0 & 1 = 1 is the boolean logic that applies.
What do you mean by ~? Not? How is don't know a not.
~ is indeed not.
Saying "don't know" is the *exclusion* of "no" as a possible state,
because if "no" was this guy's intention he would have correctly
answered "no" rather than "don't know".
In the C programming language, ~0 is the same as 1, or true.

In your reasoning, it could also be the exclusio of yes as a possible
answer.
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Aidan Kehoe
2024-06-24 09:26:32 UTC
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~0 & ~0 & 1 = 1 is the boolean logic that applies.
What do you mean by ~? Not? How is don't know a not.
~ is indeed not.
Saying "don't know" is the *exclusion* of "no" as a possible state,
because if "no" was this guy's intention he would have correctly
answered "no" rather than "don't know".
In the C programming language, ~0 is the same as 1, or true.
!0 (logical not) is the same as 1, ~0 (bitwise not) is the same as 0xffffffff
or whatever the equivalent value is on your machine for the int value with all
its bits set. And this is usually the same as -1. Which is regarded as
logically true in C.

This is nit-picking, getting into the weeds of C, your point basically stands.
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In your reasoning, it could also be the exclusio of yes as a possible
answer.
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Ruud Harmsen
2024-06-24 13:47:56 UTC
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~0 & ~0 & 1 = 1 is the boolean logic that applies.
What do you mean by ~? Not? How is don't know a not.
~ is indeed not.
Saying "don't know" is the *exclusion* of "no" as a possible state,
because if "no" was this guy's intention he would have correctly
answered "no" rather than "don't know".
In the C programming language, ~0 is the same as 1, or true.
!0 (logical not) is the same as 1, ~0 (bitwise not) is the same as 0xffffffff
or whatever the equivalent value is on your machine for the int value with all
its bits set. And this is usually the same as -1. Which is regarded as
logically true in C.
Yes, you are right, I mixed things up, although I usually know how to
distinguish them very well.
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This is nit-picking, getting into the weeds of C, your point basically stands.
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In your reasoning, it could also be the exclusio of yes as a possible
answer.
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Phil Carmody
2024-06-26 14:11:39 UTC
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Kommen drei Logiker in eine Bar. Der Kellner fragt: "Na, was darfs sein,
die Herren? Drei Bier?" Sagt der erste Logiker "Ich weiß nicht", der
zweite auch "Ich weiß nicht" und der Dritte sagt "Ja"
------ is this funny? i don't really get it.
0 | 0 | 1 = 1, in Boolean logic.
True but irrelevant.
~0 & ~0 & 1 = 1 is the boolean logic that applies.
What do you mean by ~? Not? How is don't know a not.
~ is indeed not.
Saying "don't know" is the *exclusion* of "no" as a possible state,
because if "no" was this guy's intention he would have correctly
answered "no" rather than "don't know".
In the C programming language, ~0 is the same as 1, or true.
Irrelevant.
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In your reasoning, it could also be the exclusio of yes as a possible
answer.
Wrong.

Phil
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Peter Moylan
2024-06-24 00:48:54 UTC
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Kommen drei Logiker in eine Bar. Der Kellner fragt: "Na, was
darfs sein, die Herren? Drei Bier?" Sagt der erste Logiker
"Ich weiß nicht", der zweite auch "Ich weiß nicht" und der
Dritte sagt "Ja"
------ is this funny? i don't really get it.
0 | 0 | 1 = 1, in Boolean logic.
True but irrelevant.
~0 & ~0 & 1 = 1 is the boolean logic that applies.
What do you mean by ~? Not? How is don't know a not.
~ is indeed not.
Saying "don't know" is the *exclusion* of "no" as a possible state,
because if "no" was this guy's intention he would have correctly
answered "no" rather than "don't know".
Similarly, if "yes" was his intention then he would have answered "yes"
rather than "don't know". So the Boolean expression should be "not zero
and not one". (Which evaluates to "False" by the Boolean rules.)

But in fact Boolean algebra has no provision for representing "don't
know". To handle this, you need a three-valued logic, where a
proposition can have one of three values: true, false, or unknown.
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Antonio Marques
2024-06-24 02:25:00 UTC
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Post by HenHanna
Kommen drei Logiker in eine Bar. Der Kellner fragt: "Na, was
darfs sein, die Herren? Drei Bier?" Sagt der erste Logiker
"Ich weiß nicht", der zweite auch "Ich weiß nicht" und der
Dritte sagt "Ja"
------ is this funny? i don't really get it.
0 | 0 | 1 = 1, in Boolean logic.
True but irrelevant.
~0 & ~0 & 1 = 1 is the boolean logic that applies.
What do you mean by ~? Not? How is don't know a not.
~ is indeed not.
Saying "don't know" is the *exclusion* of "no" as a possible state,
because if "no" was this guy's intention he would have correctly
answered "no" rather than "don't know".
Similarly, if "yes" was his intention then he would have answered "yes"
rather than "don't know".
No, because each one is answering the question regarding '3', and the only
individual choice that can determine the yes/no outcome for '3' is 'no'. If
one doesn't want it, then the group can't want 3.
But that requires some other assumptions, as mentioned earlier.
Post by Peter Moylan
So the Boolean expression should be "not zero
and not one". (Which evaluates to "False" by the Boolean rules.)
But in fact Boolean algebra has no provision for representing "don't
know". To handle this, you need a three-valued logic, where a
proposition can have one of three values: true, false, or unknown.
The problem with finding 'the boolean expression' is that different moments
of the story are modeled by different expressions. This isn't a single
statement, it's a story.
jerryfriedman
2024-06-26 16:26:24 UTC
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Kommen drei Logiker in eine Bar. Der Kellner fragt: "Na, was
darfs sein, die Herren? Drei Bier?" Sagt der erste Logiker
"Ich weiß nicht", der zweite auch "Ich weiß nicht" und der
Dritte sagt "Ja"
------ is this funny? i don't really get it.
0 | 0 | 1 = 1, in Boolean logic.
True but irrelevant.
~0 & ~0 & 1 = 1 is the boolean logic that applies.
What do you mean by ~? Not? How is don't know a not.
~ is indeed not.
Saying "don't know" is the *exclusion* of "no" as a possible state,
because if "no" was this guy's intention he would have correctly
answered "no" rather than "don't know".
Similarly, if "yes" was his intention then he would have answered "yes"
rather than "don't know".
No, because each one is answering the question regarding '3', and the only
individual choice that can determine the yes/no outcome for '3' is 'no'.
If one doesn't want it, then the group can't want 3.
But that requires some other assumptions, as mentioned earlier.
Post by Peter Moylan
So the Boolean expression should be "not zero
and not one". (Which evaluates to "False" by the Boolean rules.)
But in fact Boolean algebra has no provision for representing "don't
know". To handle this, you need a three-valued logic, where a
proposition can have one of three values: true, false, or unknown.
The problem with finding 'the boolean expression' is that different moments
of the story are modeled by different expressions. This isn't a single
statement, it's a story.
Also that there are other kinds of inference in the
problem, namely epistemological and numerical. They
could be included in a formal system that used Boolean
logic--for instance, "I don't know" would be a
proposition rather than a third possible value. If
someone were really, really bored.

--
Jerry Friedman

Phil Carmody
2024-06-26 14:14:40 UTC
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Kommen drei Logiker in eine Bar. Der Kellner fragt: "Na, was
darfs sein, die Herren? Drei Bier?" Sagt der erste Logiker
"Ich weiß nicht", der zweite auch "Ich weiß nicht" und der
Dritte sagt "Ja"
------ is this funny? i don't really get it.
0 | 0 | 1 = 1, in Boolean logic.
True but irrelevant.
~0 & ~0 & 1 = 1 is the boolean logic that applies.
What do you mean by ~? Not? How is don't know a not.
~ is indeed not.
Saying "don't know" is the *exclusion* of "no" as a possible state,
because if "no" was this guy's intention he would have correctly
answered "no" rather than "don't know".
Similarly, if "yes" was his intention then he would have answered "yes"
rather than "don't know".
False. If guys 1 and 2, the ones who say "don't know" do want a beer,
then they still haven't got a clue if all three of them want a beer,
and therefore cannot confidently answer "yes". "Don't know" is the only
honest answer they can respond.

Phil
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gained some understanding of the world in which we live. As such, we can cast
aside childish remnants from the dawn of our civilization.
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Ruud Harmsen
2024-06-19 06:16:27 UTC
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Kommen drei Logiker in eine Bar. Der Kellner fragt: "Na, was darfs sein,
die Herren? Drei Bier?" Sagt der erste Logiker "Ich weiß nicht", der
zweite auch "Ich weiß nicht" und der Dritte sagt "Ja"
Am.Eng... it's always [3 beers] with an S
I Dutch and German, certain native words do not get a plural form with
non-unity numeral. 10 meter (not 'meters'), 6 kilo(gram), 100 m2
(vierkante meter), 1 atmosfeer, 10 atmosfeer/bar/pascal, etc. 15 kW,
kilowatt. But '20 graden' (not 'graad'), etc.

Why? I don't know. Just a convertion. Language is a collection of
habit, of old traditions.
Hibou
2024-06-19 07:56:08 UTC
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Kommen drei Logiker in eine Bar. Der Kellner fragt: "Na, was darfs sein,
die Herren? Drei Bier?" Sagt der erste Logiker "Ich weiß nicht", der
zweite auch "Ich weiß nicht" und der Dritte sagt "Ja"
                    ------ is this funny?   i don't really get it. [...]
It's logical, but it's not funny.
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